Here are some things I typed.
As a child I would play any video game I could get my hands on because I did not have my own income and the industry did not produce as many games in the early 1990’s as they do today. As a result, I ended up enjoying games that either do not stand up to the test of time or were never any good in the first place. As a matter of fact, here is a list of them.
And I just wanted to know what percentage of me is water…
Did you ever find out what percent of you is gay water?
I don’t where he got leisure suit to fit a three year old, but he did. He said it was free. The price was right.
Play Date with Kumail Nanjiani
I’m in this delightful Funny or Die video for the new Gears of War game. Please enjoy it!
Jordan Morris comes away with the best lines