Here are some things I typed.
Star Wars Day
Today is May 4, Star Wars Day. I like Star Wars, but I hate puns even more. So out of spite, here is a list of four sports events in celebration of this nerd holiday.
Video Games I Played That Don’t Hold Up
As a child I would play any video game I could get my hands on because I did not have my own income and the industry did not produce as many games in the early 1990’s as they do today. As a result, I ended up enjoying games that either do not stand up to the test of time or were never any good in the first place. As a matter of fact, here is a list of them.
And I just wanted to know what percentage of me is water…
Did you ever find out what percent of you is gay water?
My Brother’s so White Trash Update
I don’t where he got leisure suit to fit a three year old, but he did. He said it was free. The price was right.
Play Date with Kumail Nanjiani
I’m in this delightful Funny or Die video for the new Gears of War game. Please enjoy it!
Jordan Morris comes away with the best lines
Friends! The THRILLING ADVENTURE HOUR concert film is almost a reality! With mere hours left in the kickstarter campaign, we need only $5,000 more to fund the movie!
Hey. I try not to play this card too often. But I give you A LOT of entertainment for free. So even if you have no idea what the…
You may have convinced me to give to the Max Fun Drive, John Hodgman, but you won’t convince me to give to the Thrilling Adventure Hour Kickstarter. I already gave, like, an hour ago.
(Source: paulftompkins)
